My Nokia!!

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Well, Rowena is just GUSHING over her new Blackberry Bold.  So why don’t I enamor my readers with what I have?  I swear it’s off the Chizzle, the best you can get in Kuwait:

My Phone:  The Nokia 3315

Weight: 114g (with BLC-1 internal battery) – wait, maybe thats in pounds… sometimes my arm hurts holding it up for a while…

Interesting array of painted accessory covers to match your moods and the latest trends… What???  I didn’t get those… only the ugly grey in the picture… I guess I’ll just have to have a grey mood all the time.

Personalised SMS Alert gives you freedom to select your preferred SMS alert or even compose your own… yeah, if you like your favorite kickingest rock song translated into various electronic beeps…

Profiles allow for personalisation of the screensavers and ringing tones on your phone… choose any black and white stick figure you want!!

OK, this is getting depressing.  The Blackberry Bold may be better in a few areas, but mine is kick ass in others:

After only a little bit of use, the numbers and letters on the keys magically begin to disappear, letting you practice your blind texting skills! 

Made to survive a King Kong Stomp!  You can chunk it at a friend, have it bounce off his head, careen off a balcony, fall 30 stories, bounce off the concrete in to the sewer, get stuck in a water treatment pump, have it mailed back to you courtesy of the City of Kuwait Public Works, and when it arrives check to see what calls you missed while it was gone.  Try to do THAT with a Blackberry.

And when the battery dies after 15 minutes of talk time, its so big you can cuddle with it while you curl into the fetal position and cry…

OK, I can’t think of much more.  But that should be all the evidence you need to know that my phone is superior!

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3 Responses to My Nokia!!

  1. Araceli

    lol….wow I cant remember that phone?

  2. LMAO! Oh wow sweetie, your phone is wayyyy better than mine. I mean, talk about old school!

  3. Ice Princess

    You forgot to say how it arbitrarily picks up other calls while you’re talking on it. Also, because someone else sold it to you, you’re still getting calls for that person 6 months after they’ve left country…and you’re so nice that you email that person’s message to the previous owner….every time!!! And while I’m at it, you forgot how it never seems to ring when the Skipper, XO or your Chief is calling about the latest justification report you’ve just submitted!!!
    Yea….miss that phone.

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